The Greatest Story Ever Told!SEE!... Christians* eaten by
lions!ferrets
(*E&OE, ONO)GASP!... at the sinister Wicker Man!
SWOON!... at the touching take of love across the aqueduct!
SCREAM!... for your favourite Gladiator!
MARVEL!... at the Wide Woman of Bassethwaite!
WEEP!... at the fate of the Sacred Spring!
GROAN!... at the dreadful puns!