"This afternoon, why not pop down to Bassethwaite And District Books, your premier local independent retailer of reading matter? There's everything from the latest bestsellers to the most arcane literary curiosities. And local girl made good, Paige Turner, will be signing copies of her hard-hitting autobiography Shaking Off My Roots – and talking about how she overcame the disadvantages of growing up in Bassethwaite to become the renowned gardening writer she is today. We here at Basset FM will be covering the event, so it's also your opportunity to meet me, Jenny Taylor, and the crew.
"In other unrelated news, police have identified the human remains that were recently found buried near the sixth-form clubhouse at Alderman Evans Memorial High School. Inspector Seymour, leading the investigation for Bassetshire Constabulary, announced that the body is that of teenager Barry Cade – a pupil at the school who disappeared nearly twenty years ago. The cause of death has not yet been established, but the Inspector said that 'some sort of ghastly occult ritual' seems to have been involved."
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Last update: 22nd August 2010