It's chocks away at Bassethwaite International Airport as the world's press assemble to watch the maiden flight of Mammon Inc.'s new luxury airliner. Tickets are like gold dust, but before you board will you be able to cope with stress? drugs? incomparably bad singing? smuggling?... and that's just the pilots. Will the flight lift up, up and away, or will Mammon's hopes crash and burn on the runway?